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hum uski yaad mai barso rote rahe Bewafa wo nikle badnam hum hote rahe.. pyar me madhoshi ka aalam to dekhiye, dhul chehre pe thi aur hum aaina dhote rahe
tapan suraj me hoti hai jalana is jami ko parata hai . mohabbat akhe karati hai tarpana dil ko prta hai
Chahte the jinhe unke dil badal gaye samandar gehre the sahil badal gaye Katal aisa hua tukdo me mera kabhi badle khanzar to kabhi katil badal gaye
Pal bhar mein tut jaye wo kasam nahi, ishq ko bhool jaye wo hum nahi, tum bewafa ano is baat mein dam nahi, kyunki hamari wafa bhi kuchh kam nahi ...
LADKIYA HOTI HAI NAGIN KI TARAH, JAB DASTI HAI TAB CHUBAN TAK NAHI HOTI, PAR AISA ZAHER PHELA JAI HAI KE NAA USKI DAVAA HOTI HAI NA HAI DUAA, SIRF TADAP TADAP KE MOAAT SAZAA HOTI HAI....

What kisses mean!
KISS ON HAND=i adore u,
KISS ON CHEEK=lets be friends,
KISS ON NECK=i want u,
KISS ON LIPS=i love u,
KISS ANYWHERE ELSE=….
lets not get carried away!


A page is yellow
in which you will find a fellow
who will kiss you under the pillow.


A kiss is something
you cannot give without taking
and cannot take without giving.


Kiss Definition in Physics:-
“Kiss is the process of charging up human bodies”

Kiss Definition in Computer:-
“Like bodies are connected without any DATA CABLE”

What is the kiss in view…….
Geometry:- “Kiss is the shortest distance between 2 Lips”
Economics:- “Kiss is that thing 4 which DEMAND
is always higher than SUPPLY”


Never KISS a lady police,
She will say, hands up.

Never KISS a lady doctor,
She will say, Next please

Always KISS a lady teacher,
She will say, repeat it 5 time


A KISS …

Can Be A Comma (,)
A Question Mark (?)
Or
An Exclamation Point (!) …

That’s Basic Spelling
That Every Woman
Ought To Know


i went 2 c d cardiologist 2day.
ECG showed anomalies in my heart’s mode of operation.
The doc said my heart was missing something 4 proper functioning.
I was rushed 2 d theater & surgery was about 2 commence
when i told the doc that surgery cud not solve d problem.
cause my heart was missing u!


LOVE described by a simple boy;

L0ve is when mom kisses me.

L0ve is when dad l0oks at me dat one day he’ll sit on couch watching tv
&


i’ll c0me back 4m work & saying “dad abhi tak soye nhn”

Love is whn my bhabi will say hey bro i’ve seen a girl for you.

Love is when my sis while doing my work will say
“jab meri shadi hojae gi t0 k0n kam kare ga tmara”

lov is when i m doing my work my bro say
“chor yar aja kuch khany chalta han”

love is when my best friend say “I always miss u”

“Love is to feel the relations”


In a day if i have to say ‘i love u’
whenever i remembered u,
i have to say 86400 times per a day….
because u r my one and only love…..
I LOVE U.

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